Crashing through life with seatbelt hands...

... One accident away from a miracle.

Lady. Photographer. Boston. Twentysomething. Fall foliage and snowboarding queen. Goofy beyond belief. Whiskey, body mod, and hockey enthusiast.


"I'm just an average kid. Sometimes I think with my heart"

Anonymous asked: Only if you post video reviews of all the products. How else will we know if they are any good?

Don’t start with me already anon

Anonymous asked: Well I didn't see that coming. What are your ideas?

I’d be able to give you guys promos and give suggestions on toydirty.com

I’m contemplating contacting daddyfuckedme to talk about opening an online toy store. What do you guys think?! I want to make sure my followers are on board before even messaging her.

I somehow managed to get good poisoning or some sort of bug that made me puke my brain out all last night. Now it’s 630 and I’m at work because one of the teachers is on vacation and I didn’t want to screw them but holt shit I might fall over

I’m not much for mushy romantic things but gosh he makes me feel so loved!

I’m not much for mushy romantic things but gosh he makes me feel so loved!

Anonymous asked: Damn you, Snacks... Damn you!

But she’s so cute!

Snacks. Forever ruinin n00dz

Snacks. Forever ruinin n00dz

Getting cozy with a few glasses  of prosecco and saint germain.

Getting cozy with a few glasses of prosecco and saint germain.