Crashing through life with seatbelt hands...

... One accident away from a miracle.

Lady. Photographer. Boston. Twentysomething. Fall foliage and snowboarding queen. Goofy beyond belief. Whiskey, body mod, and hockey enthusiast.


"I'm just an average kid. Sometimes I think with my heart"

Pick-me-up

Pick-me-up

Okay last one I promise. Whitest bum in town.

Okay last one I promise. Whitest bum in town.

Anonymous asked: I think that anon was talking about Dirtyberd, she had a Daddy and recently started a store. She works with Daddyfuckedme too just FYI.

daddyfuckedme:

dirtyberd:

clitns:

dirtyberd:

clitns:

Awesome I don’t care lately it seems like the whole world has Daddies and the whole world is opening a sex store so that’s great really it could be anyone. I do not know this “dirty bird” so that is why I did not promote her. Now please stop sending me shit like this

I don’t know why I was brought up or why this is under my tags but why are you even posting asks about other blogs with such a ‘tude? Just don’t answer it if you’re gonna be rude. And I definitely don’t need you to promo me. Thanks!

The ‘tude was not directed towards you honey, it was directed toward the idiot who sent me the message. Apologies for being unclear, but i’m pretty sure you’re the one being rude here.

Mmmmm condescending use of “honey,” my favorite

this is hilarious

Just here for the comments.

I had a no make up selfie shoot yesterday. Eso si que es.

I had a no make up selfie shoot yesterday. Eso si que es.

Anonymous asked: I think you have an incorrect definition of "small"

I know they’re not ACTUALLY SMALL. But they look it in that photo!