Lexington, Massachusetts, was the Eagleton to my hometown right next door, which was Burlington. Lexington had the Shot Heard ‘Round the World, and more doctors and slightly fancier houses. Rachel Dratch is from Lexington. Our [high school football] teams play each other on Thanksgiving, and we still trash talk each other. I’ll say, ‘Lexington’s a bunch of fuckin’ snobs.’ And she’ll say, ‘How dare you, you Burlington trash. Get out of my town.’
Amy Poehler (via everybodyandtelevision)
I’m right next door to both of them.
It would have been so much awesomer if Amy came to Wilsons instead of Rachel Dratch.
and she was right, Lexington is a bunch of snobs.(via teerrrriibbllee)
Done and done :) #nls #naughtylittlestitch
ughdontstart asked: Tub or bust!
Anonymous asked: More tub!
agutogrowsinbrooklyn asked: How much did your anon action jump after the bathtub pics?
You’re a sick fuck guto. And I’ve been posting bathtub pics forevaahhhh. So not at all! Ha!